woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and the he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

(via the-kkktookmybabyaway)

I’m Synyster Gates and I’m fucking awesome!

(Source: xriot, via bitcheslovesyn)

Thanks Wal-mart.

 

(via in-fucking-ception)

  • satan: your favourite band are touring your country but the nearest they're playing is two hours away from you
  • satan: and none of your friends want to come with you
  • satan: and you happen to have no money
  • satan: oh and isn't it the day before that big exam
  • satan: so yeah

they wanted the hot dog poo story in rebloggable form

kjsaneinia:

imfourandwhatisthis:

motherfuckingfineasspussymobile:

It’s like a story you’d find on /b/ but in the voice of someone on tumblr…

This is a rare gem indeed.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

(Source: no-dana-only-zuul, via reptilicon)

(Source: chasemydreams, via avenge-love)

b4nd-sexual:

Ronnie Radke & Jacky Vincent | Falling In Reverse

(via devil-0n-my-shoulder)

facingfearfulodds:

gallifreybureauoftourism:

throwitinasupernova:

merewetherdreams:

adambloghart:

And we let him carry the torch?

That is talent 

How exactly does somebody realize they can do this?

Ladies and gentlemen, our fearless leader.

This is all I’ve ever wanted from a person.

(Source: michaelswaney, via memories-fade-with-time)

if you say that you never went through a high school musical phase then you are lying

(Source: sombriero, via danielwhoresnop)

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