when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and the he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
(via the-kkktookmybabyaway)
motherfuckingfineasspussymobile:
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It’s like a story you’d find on /b/ but in the voice of someone on tumblr…
This is a rare gem indeed.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
(Source: no-dana-only-zuul, via reptilicon)

And we let him carry the torch?
That is talent
How exactly does somebody realize they can do this?
Ladies and gentlemen, our fearless leader.
This is all I’ve ever wanted from a person.
(Source: michaelswaney, via memories-fade-with-time)
if you say that you never went through a high school musical phase then you are lying
(Source: sombriero, via danielwhoresnop)